So, I was having a rather interesting chat with my ex the other day (we’re on great terms… as in, yes, we still fuck!) about another guy I’d slept with. He likes to know these kind of things becausehe gets hot picturing the things I get up to. He asked me to rate the guy out of 10, so I did and off the back of that, I asked him to rate me from our conquests.
And ladies and gentlemen, for those of you wondering what I’m like in bed. Here are the marks (and his words exactly), broken down in to category:
Hand jobs: 6/10 – I know you struggle with grip! That said it is a good thing, as there’s been times with someone who can give a good handjob where I’ve come too quickly because they’ve basically got the job done before we get started!
Oral sex: 9/10 – first person to ever make me come from oral, well done!! Great eye contact, very hot, do all the right things (playing with my balls as you suck my cock etc), good mix of sucking and licking, and now you let me choke you the score has gone up a little!! Only slight “suggestion” would be to try sucking harder every now and then, and play around with gentle use of teeth.
Sex: 10/10 – what more can I say? Very hot, can be dominant, submissive or a bit of both – open to all sorts of positions, and love how much you get into it and how communicative you are. Again, only slight suggestion would be to perhaps take charge a little more.
Horniness: 10/10 – never fucked anyone as horny as you; always up for new things, very high appetite, very sexual and open about it.
Pussy: 10/10 – you have a gorgeous pussy! Tastes great, nice and tight.
… Is it wrong I feel a little smug for those marks?